yellow watermelon department

What are yellow watermelons? Are they an opposite kind to a green-red watermelon? Are they the remnants of the ever so unknown watermelon yellowtree? Is it even barfable?! So much we don't know from this very very world.

Melons are like politicians, you should probably eat them.
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Some say the yellow watermelon is not fruit, but a warning. Some say it is just lunch. Others say it has already been here before us. Nobody has ever said that until now.

If you stare into the melon long enough, the melon does not stare back. It just remains melon. are you stupid?